By: Devon Kollasch
Here lies pat
Pat was very fat
When pat got fat he called for his bat
His bat was not fat and pat did not like that
Betty burger bought brown boots by the brown bottle
but she wanted blue boots so she bought some blue boots by the blanky bank
she saw her boyfriend bob blooper, bob owned 6 pairs of brown and blue bottle booted boots they were the perfect couple.
One morning Bob blooper proposed to betty blooper
he kneeled on one knee and gave betty his most prized boots
it was the brown boiled burger bumper brochure biking boots.
Bob and betty were then known as bob and betty blooper.
Betty and bob blooper loved bottlenose dolphin biting,
this is when you bop a bottlenose on the butt and it will bob u onto its back
then bring you in its building.
One time Bob and betty blooper bopped a bottlenose too hard and it bit them in the butt,
and that was the last time bob and betty blooper went bottlenose dolphin biting.
Bob blooper then past away one morning wearing his brown boiled burger bumper brochure biking boots,
so they buried him next to his best boots
in the brown berry black bottom biking bopper cemetery next to his brown boiled burger bumper brochure biking boots.