By: Devon Kollasch
Here lies pat
Pat was very fat
When pat got fat he called for his bat
His bat was not fat and pat did not like that
Betty burger bought brown boots by the brown bottle
but she wanted blue boots so she bought some blue boots by the blanky bank
she saw her boyfriend bob blooper, bob owned 6 pairs of brown and blue bottle booted boots they were the perfect couple.
One morning Bob blooper proposed to betty blooper
he kneeled on one knee and gave betty his most prized boots
it was the brown boiled burger bumper brochure biking boots.
Bob and betty were then known as bob and betty blooper.
Betty and bob blooper loved bottlenose dolphin biting,
this is when you bop a bottlenose on the butt and it will bob u onto its back
then bring you in its building.
One time Bob and betty blooper bopped a bottlenose too hard and it bit them in the butt,
and that was the last time bob and betty blooper went bottlenose dolphin biting.
Bob blooper then past away one morning wearing his brown boiled burger bumper brochure biking boots,
so they buried him next to his best boots
in the brown berry black bottom biking bopper cemetery next to his brown boiled burger bumper brochure biking boots.
By: Taylor Hoehns
Waves crashing against the sand
Tides rolling in and out
Seagulls chirping in the breeze
Children frolicking and covered in sunscreen
Eating popsicles and ice cream
Parents relaxing while tanning
Shells of all kinds rolling in the water
Surfers trying to catch a wave
Umbrellas shading the sun
Kids building sandcastles and moats
People catching a snooze in the relaxing vibes
Water as far as the eye can see
Hugging, smiling, caring
Kiss, affection, pain, mean
Yelling, hurting, killing
"Tonya's terrible day"
Tonya tasted tortellini
To take the tea out of her tastebuds
Tonya thought the tea was terrible
And talked to the tacky teller at the store
The tacky teller told Tonya to take her temperature
Tonya turned on her toe and told the teller he was tenacious
Tonya took the tea and threw it at the tacky teller
The tacky teller told Tonya to treat herself to tasty tea all the time
By: Nathan Graves
Oh the 3-1 lead
It was humorous to me
While Kyrie hit that Three
Curry thought the win was guaranteed
Lebron didn’t agree
After Bogut hurt his knee
Kyrie could hit that shot from Tennessee
Everybody in the world could see
The warriors blow that 3-1 lead
Even with David Lee
Curry missing those open Threes
Made all the fans freeze
Curry was on his knees saying please
Kevin Love was like a disease
Everybody in the word sees
Them warriors blow a 3-1 lead
By: Lexie Fager
Here lies Stuffy the Bear.
He lost the completion to his pair.
With his broken heart,
He literally fell apart
By: Jillian Beuter
When walking to school just the other day,
I noticed the sky had turned gray.
White flakes covered the ground,
The snow began to form a mound.
Complain, complain is all the teachers say,
As they wish it was May.
They pass the hot chocolate around,
as we watch the snow, fall to the ground.
“Day after Day”
Repeating, Glistening, Shining
Dew, Sunrise, Crickets, Quiet
Darkening, Fearing, Repeating
By: Lillien Bennett
Willy lilly went wankers to her bonkers, she said it was from walking wackwards
When willy lilly said wackwards I thought she meant backwards,
so i started walking wackwards while singing,
‘willy lilly walking walkwards to the waterfall, she fell right in and started to go wakers,
she really hit her bonkers on the weally cold water,
I don’t know how but she only turned out wakers!’
I was weally losing it
So I hit her in the head and willy lilly start saying
Willy lilly walking wackwards to the wabbit hole
I jumped wight in and whacked my head hard
I saw a wittle thing floating in da air
I woke wight up and started singing wackers
When i was singing wackers i was weally eating crackers
Then fell back to sweep until you woke me up
And you yourself weally went wonkers
Here lies my shoe.
These shoes had to go through a lot,
Long runs, walks, dogs, and my smelly feet.
They always seemed to get really hot,
And they always smelled like deadly meat.
I wanted food
Food I ate
Ate the Pizza
Pizza is Delicious
Food keeps us alive
Alive I am
Am I Life
Life is on Earth
Earth is a globe
Globe of Life
Ends the world
World is where we live
Live life to fullest
Fullest of life
By: Parker Adams
Trying to find a deer
I was walking in the woods
When a deer was eating hay
I tried to sneak up but he ran fast when i broke a stick
It was the last time i saw him that day
I kept walking and tripped
I started to roll down the hill
I didn’t see anything,
So i went home without a kill
By: Debra Ackman
Square, Yellow, weird
Hyper, Sponge, Happy
Annoying, Not smart
Funny, Nice, Dumb
Fun, ideas, Organized
Word choices, Stories
Some true, some not true
Caring, Story choices.