By: Lillien Bennett
Willy lilly went wankers to her bonkers, she said it was from walking wackwards
When willy lilly said wackwards I thought she meant backwards,
so i started walking wackwards while singing,
‘willy lilly walking walkwards to the waterfall, she fell right in and started to go wakers,
she really hit her bonkers on the weally cold water,
I don’t know how but she only turned out wakers!’
I was weally losing it
So I hit her in the head and willy lilly start saying
Willy lilly walking wackwards to the wabbit hole
I jumped wight in and whacked my head hard
I saw a wittle thing floating in da air
I woke wight up and started singing wackers
When i was singing wackers i was weally eating crackers
Then fell back to sweep until you woke me up
And you yourself weally went wonkers
Here lies my shoe.
These shoes had to go through a lot,
Long runs, walks, dogs, and my smelly feet.
They always seemed to get really hot,
And they always smelled like deadly meat.